"I like to wear sexy tops that show off my tits," horny divorcee Cala said. "I also like fucking strangers. I'm a pretty wild swinger, and I have a really naughty fantasy. I want to do a gang bang with an NBA team, preferably the Lakers, on their home court and finish it bukkake style."
Hmmm...that would keep Jack Nicholson glued to his courtside seat until the end of the game.
"I once did a small blow bang on the dance floor of a night club in San Diego. I was surrounded by hundreds of people, and I'd guess most of them knew exactly what was happening!"
In this scene, the machine the door-to-door salesman is selling is called "The Carpet Sucker." Cala's mouth is called "The Cock Sucker" and her pussy is called "The Cock Fucker." At least that's what they should be called. Cala is a serious hottie, and she answers the door wearing a sheer, red top that her nipples are poking through. Her tits are big, and so are the salesman's eyes when he sees what Cala is wearing.
"Come on in, Sweetie," Cala says. "Show me everything you've got."
Maybe we oughta quit our day jobs and take up door-to-door salesman. They seem to get all the perks.
